Explanation below photograph.
This is Doc Peabody's Roto-Nasa-Vacuator.
The perfect tool for those pesky sinus infections.
The probe is inserted into the sinus cavity and the .... er ... fluid is drawn out.
In other words... it's a Snot Sucker!
When the instrument is full, it can be used as a Cake Decorating Tool!
Special thanks to Jim Schomer for the design and to Larry Hopewell of Artistic Engraving of Taos.