This is Doc Peabody's Roto-Recta-rootalator.
A strange medical instrument developed after
years of cruel experiments on Desert Tortoises.
Check out the Rectal Thermometer.
Notice the Carbide Tipped Hemmorhoid Trimmer (Never needs Sharpening)
Coming soon... The Roto-Nasa-Vacuator.
Special thanks to Jim Schomer for the design and to Larry Hopewell of Artistic Engraving of Taos.